And then they were Grabbed By The Ghoulies
When Rareware went to Microsoft, it was like my girlfriend left me for someone else who was the cool new kid at school and then I catch back up with them ten years later and I found out they got fat and let themselves go to hell while their husband Microsoft beat them mercifully. and I’m just like “Remember Donkey Kong 64?” and she just starts crying while clenching Kinect. I dunno what happens after that.
"Anon, I want you to meet my son, his name is Nuts ‘n’ Bolts."
"What happened to Viva Pinata?"
"Come on Perfect Dark Zero, let’s go get some ice cream."